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I like krumping to Juvenile in my free time.
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I love musicians that embody their songs, and then the acting ends up being excellent. Plus, the dude has the most interesting mouth I’ve ever seen.
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That girl is so weird. Like not weird as in she says random things and likes weird flavors of ice cream. But weird like, she might start peeing on the bus and think it’s okay."
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If you feel you have lost your passion, you will find it again in this song.
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This song is bliss. “Forbidden Friendship” is my favorite track from the How to Train Your Dragon soundtrack.
I do not own the rights to this song, but I do own the right to share John Powell’s academy award nominated score.
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I have always wanted to be a singer, but it has taken me a long time to gather enough courage to share my voice with the world. This is my first professional recording and I decided to do a cover of a song from the singer that exerts pure vocal perfection: Adele.
I found the instrumental music on a karaoke CD and there is one karaoke sounding moment where you hear a woman’s backup vocal, and I’d prefer this woman’s voice not to be there, but I couldn’t edit her out. Other than that I am happy with this track.
This song means a lot to me, and I hope I did it justice. Maybe I shouldn’t have done this song on my very first recording…but I just had to.
I hope you like it!
“You know how the time flies, Only yesterday was the time of our lives…”
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I started writing messages to a girl from an online dating website. Her profile she said she is attracted to lumberjack types. The first thing I said to myself was, “Chicago must be the worst place to live. Why do you live here?” Then I thought, “Well, it must be hard for her to find someone to date, and so that is why she has an online dating profile.” I thought she was very cute, but I knew she wouldn’t be attracted to me because I’m more of a Bugs Bunny type. Skinny, tall, awkward, neurotic, and I can’t even grow facial hair, or carry an axe because it’s too heavy for my arms. So, I wrote her a joke with the main character as the lumberjack. This is my joke:
A lumberjack walks into a bar with an axe and says to the bartender, “I’ll take a beer.” The woman sitting at the bar turns to him and says, “Nice axe.” The lumberjack replies, “No, it’s Burberry but thanks for the compliment.”
This joke achieves three things. First, that I understand lumberjack feelings. Second, I probably made her laugh. And third, it shows I have great taste in colognes.
I hope to hear back from her.
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ONE HEADLIGHT. OK!? All you need is one headlight. Two is like, “Hey guys, look at me. I’m drivin’ a car. Look at all my metal.” Yes, I’m a motorcycle enthusiast. Vrrrrooom vrooom, and boom boom.
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This guy teaches you how to play the theremin.
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It’s been a long time since my last post because I’ve been searching like mad to find this song.
